I was dreaming when I wrote this...
Lisserz
Logan, Utah | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Melissa
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Sign
Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Part-time
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
Executive Assistant
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try
International Traveling
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
LDS
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Committed, Other