I was dreaming when I wrote this...
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Logan, Utah | Kvinde Søger en Mand
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Fornavn
Melissa
Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Underskriv
Skytten
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Kurvet
Min højde er
178 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Single
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Øjne
Kropsudsmykning
Piercet... Men kun øre(r)
Mit hår er
Lysebrun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Deltid
Mit speciale er
Administration / ledelse
Min jobtitel er
Executive Assistant
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Gennemsnitlig
Min sociale opførsel er
Reserveret, Genert, Observerende
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Familie, Læsning, Musik, Film, Internet, Madlavning
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Shoppe, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Læse en bog, Tv, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum
Jeg har altid villet prøve
International Traveling
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Fjollet
Synspunkter
Min religion er
LDS
Jeg deltager i tjenester
En gang om ugen
Mit mål i livet er
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
Min form for humor er
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Obskur
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Dramaer, Film
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy, Drama, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Metal, Støvsugerlyde, Ambient
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Selvbiografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Fiktion, Sundhed, Historie, Gys, Humor, Mystik, Religiøs
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Spontanitet, Særheder, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Forpligtet, Andet