I was dreaming when I wrote this...
Lisserz
Logan, Utah | Жена тражим мушкарца
Основни подаци
Име
Melissa
Говорим
Енглески
Мој опис
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Хороскопски знак
Стрелац
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Заобљена
Висина
178 цм
Боја очију
Плавa
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Сингл
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Не
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Очи
Телесна обележја
Минђуша/минђуше
Боја косе
Светло смеђа
Имам
Немам кућне љубимце
Статус
Образовни ниво
Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила
Мој радни однос
Радим хонорарно
Моја струка
Администрација/Менаџмент
Назив мог радног места
Executive Assistant
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Просечан/просечна
У друштву сам
Уздржан/уздржана, Стидљив(а), Посматрач
Моја интересовања и хобији
Породица, Читање, Музика, Филмове, Интернет, Кување
Како замишљам провод
Шопинг, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Блеја, Спавање, Читање, ТВ, Концерт, Посета музеју
Одувек сам желео/желела да
International Traveling
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Члан цркве светаца последњих дана
Идем у цркву
Једном недељно
Мој животни циљ
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
Мој смисао за хумор
Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Драме, Филмове
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Комедије, Драме, Породица, Анимиране филмове, Хороре, Трилере
Увек слушам
Рок, Метал, Звукови усисивача, Амбијентална
Увек читам
Аутобиографије, Биографије, Класике, Фикције, Здравствене, Историјске, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Мистерије, Религија
Како замишљам добру забаву
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Домишљатост, Спонтаност, Чудноватост, Смисао за хумор, Изглед, Брижљивост, Интелигенција
Шта тражите?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
Какву везу тражите?
Пријатељ, Састанак, Посвећеност, Остало