I was dreaming when I wrote this...
Lisserz
Logan, Utah | Femeie În căutare de Bărbat
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Melissa
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Engleză
Mă descriu ca
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Zodie
Săgetător
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Plinuț
Înălțimea mea este
5' 10 (1.78 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Singur(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Ochi
Body Art
Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i)
Părul meu este
Șaten deschis
Am mai multe de asta
Fără animale de companie
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu jumătate de normă
Specializarea mea este
Administrare / Management
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Executive Assistant
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Normal
Comportamentul meu social este
Închis, Timid, Atent
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Familie, Citire, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Gătire
Distracția bună pentru mine este
La cumpărături, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Citind o carte, Tv , La un concert, La un muzeu
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
International Traveling
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Ridicol
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
LDS
Particip la servicii
O dată pe săptămână
Scopul meu în viață este
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Ridicol, Tainic
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Drame, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie , Dramă, Familie, Animație, De groază, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Metal , Zgomot de aspirator, Ambient
Când citesc, eu citesc
Auto-biografie, Biografie, Clasică, Ficțiune, Sănătate, Istorie, De groază, Umor, Mister, Religie
Distracția pentru mine este
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Rațiune, Spontaneitate, Ciudățenii, Umor, Frumusețe, Grija, Inteligență
Ce căutați?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Prieten, Partener de întâlniri, Dedicat(ă), Altele