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Logan, Utah | Donna Cerca un/una Uomo
Informazioni di base
Nome
Melissa
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Segno zodiacale
Sagittario
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Sinuoso
La mia altezza è
5' 10 (1.78 m)
I miei occhi sono
Azzurri
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Single
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Occhi
Body Art
Piercing…ma solo all'orecchio
I Miei capelli sono
Castano chiari
Ho una o più di queste
Nessun animale
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie superiori
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Part-Time
La mia specializzazione è
Amministrazione/ Management
La mia professione è
Executive Assistant
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Pinco Pallino
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Riservato, Timido, Osservatore
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Famiglia, Letture, Musica, Fim, Internet, Cucina
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Shopping, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Relax, Dormire, Leggere un libro, Tv, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo
Ho sempre voluto provare
International Traveling
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Goffo
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Chiesa di Gesù Cristo dei Santi degli Ultimi Giorni (Mormoni)
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Una volta a settimana
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio, Sarcastico, Goffo, Oscuro
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Film drammatici, Fim
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Commedie, Drammatici, Famiglia, Animazione, Horror, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rock, Metal, Il rumore dell'aspirapolvere, Ambient
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Auto biografie, Biografie, Classici, Narrativa, Salute, Storia, Horror, Umorismo, Misteri, Religione
La mia idea di divertimento è
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Acume, Spontaneità, Bizzarrie, Umorismo, Bellezza, Profondità, Intelligenza
Cosa cerchi?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Incontri, Impegnati, Altro