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Logan, Utah | Mujer Buscando Hombre
Información Básica
Nombre
Melissa
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Signo
Sagitario
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Con curvas
Mi altura es
5' 10 (1.78 m)
Mis ojos son
Azules
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Soltero
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas
Mi pelo es
Marrón Claro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Sin Mascotas
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Parcial
Mi especialidad es
Administrativo / Dirección
Mi trabajo es como
Executive Assistant
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Un tipo normal
Socialmente, me describiría como
Reservados, Tímido/a, Observador
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Familia, Leer, Música, Películas, Internet, Cocinar
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Ir de compras, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Leer un Libro, Televisión, Ir a un Concierto, Ir a un Museo
Siempre he querido probar
International Traveling
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Bobo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Santo del Último Día
Voy a la iglesia
Una vez a la semana
Mi meta en la vida
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
Mi sentido del humor es
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Oscuro
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dramas, Películas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Comedia , Drama , Familia, Animación, Horror, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Metal, El ruido de la aspiradora, Ambiente
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Autobiografías, Biografías, Clásicos, Ficción, Salud, Historia, Horror, Humor, Misterio, Religiosos
Mi idea de diversión es
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Espontaneidad, Rarezas, Humor, Buena Imagen, Detallista, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a , Cita, Comprometido, Otros