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Logan, Utah | Femme Cherchant Homme
Informations de base
Prénom
Melissa
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.
I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.
I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!
I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.
Signe
Sagittaire
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Avec des formes
Ma taille est
5' 10 (1.78 m)
Mes yeux sont
Bleus
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Célibataire
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Non
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Yeux
Art Corporel
Oreilles percées
Mes cheveux sont
Châtains
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Pas d'animaux
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Mi-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Administratif / Gestion
Mon titre de fonction est
Executive Assistant
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Normal/e
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Réservé, Timide, Observateur
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Famille, Lecture, Musique, Films, Internet, Cuisine
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Faire du shopping, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Dormir, Lire, Télévision, Aller à un concert, Aller au musée
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
International Traveling
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Neuneu
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Église de Jésus-Christ des Saints des Derniers Jours
Je vais à la messe
Une fois par semaine
Mon but dans la vie c'est
One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Intelligent, Sarcastique, Neuneu, Obscur/e
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Drames, Films
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Comédies, Drames, Famille, Animation, Horreur, Thrillers
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Rock, Metal, Le bruit de l'aspirateur, Musique ambientale
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Autobiographies, Biographies, Littérature classique, Fictions, Santé, Histoire, Horreur, Humour, Mystères, Religions
Mon idée du fun
Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.
I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Bon sens, Spontanéité, Etrangeté, Humour, Beauté, Délicatesse, Intelligence
Que recherchez-vous?
Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Engagement, Autre