I was dreaming when I wrote this...

First name

Melissa

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Bald and fat with one eye and tooth,
Short and squatty with hairy toes, but not a hobbit,
Witty and extremely sarcastic!
My idea of flirting is to see how uncomfortable I can make you and if you'll still stick around.

I am quite shy and introverted at first, but once I warm up to you, you won't be able to shut me up.

I have been involved in an abusive relationship and am definitely not willing to go down that path again. Cheating and mind games are not fun and exciting for anyone involved. I have never cheated and never will. I love strong and care deeply. I am willing to dish it out and I'm pretty good at taking it. Just be respectful and you'll get the same in return. No one likes to be criticized all the time even if they are always wrong. I never am though. Haha!

I'm looking for my other half. My best friend and evil (okay, maybe not that evil) sidekick. My Boris to Natasha; though you must be taller than Boris. He was just a tad bit too short for me.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Part-time

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

My Job Title Is

Executive Assistant

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

I've Always Wanted To Try

International Traveling

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

LDS

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

One thing I know for sure, none of us are going to make it out alive.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Religious

My Idea Of Fun Is

Fun all depends on who you're with. Yes, I can have fun by myself. I am my own best company.

If asked why I wanted to be somewhere or do something with someone, and my response is 'I wanted to be with you. I enjoy your company." just smile and accept it for what it is. Life doesn't have to be overcomplicated.

I would like to visit the top of the mountain again. I'll even let you choose which mountain, as long as you don't leave me balanced on the edge having to pee. Okay, that was maybe a bit TMI.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Kindness, humbleness, and respect. I hope to offer the same in return. While I can come across as a bit blunt, I care deeply about my friends and loved ones.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Committed, Other