no bell of the ball, nor sharpest tool

First name

James

I Can Speak

English, Spanish

I Would Describe Myself As

I served a mission in the Yucatan, served my country in Desert Storm. Then I have spent most of my life as a long haul truck driver. Been all over the US interstates. I'm probably kinda shy, recluse. You know that old guy, Sam Eliot that stared in The Ranch, Well, need i say more? I was married for 36 years with 10 Kids, but now I'm divorced, retired, and alone. I would like to share the rest of my time with Sandra Bullock, but i would settle for a young Sally Fields... or a Meg Ryan. Or just someone that could love me, for me just being me, would be just fine. I feel that I am bringing little to the table unless, just companionship, for I don't own a home. I am looking mostly for a best friend. BFF,. to go out to eat with, and who knows, maybe even to spend the rest of my life with. and Eternity.

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Scarred

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

sit in my recliner and watch a lot of TV

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Tv, Movies, Internet, Travel, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

dining out

I've Always Wanted To Try

a hot air balloon ride to the moon, and not come back. just kidding, maybe a rocket. I have never been scuba diving, I've always been intrigued with the ocean, and I have also never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane. at least not yet, fingers crossed. now that I am retired, maybe now I can try new things, try new foods, go out and see the sights. Does anyone have a hot air balloon?

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

LDS

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

take one day at a time, enjoy my reclining years, survive the train wrecks, that are my kids, just kidding, I love them. getting used to my retirement on a small disability pension, I now sometimes walk with a cane, super stylish. I'm now adjusting, to know my new limitations. I would like to try and remember all the things that I keep forgetting, and I would really like to become the best Grandpa ever, and Get out of the house more. maybe Go out with a pretty lady, to a buffet, and then try not to make a pig of myself... (and if she's ok with that too, then she would most definitely be the ONE,ha,ha). I go to the gym, I am always trying a new diet, my goal someday is to be Jimmy Stuart thin, But that hasn't happened yet. maybe it will this year. and I wish I knew how to cook, for I have to do that for myself now, and it's the worst. or I need to learn to like things burnt.ha,ha,again. my kids always say that they can tell when Dad is cooking, because there is a lot of smoke. Now that I am retired, I might try to learn genealogy, or pottery. you cant overcook a pot, can ya?

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Classical, Jazz, Latin

When I Read, I Always Read

Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Religious

My Idea Of Fun Is

shooting range. a pirate movie. dinning out. fishing, camping. Road-trip. ...or... I just think about those things, but just couch potato at home, with some take-out, bag of chips, a good detective show, and later take my self a hot bath.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Oddities, Sensitivity, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

companionship, a truly good friend.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed