Back in the Dating Pool

First name

Jeff

I Can Speak

English, German

I Would Describe Myself As

Ladies, are you tired of the same old personal ads? You know the ones, "SWM seeks SWF for LTR or light SMBD at local KFC ASAP". Then look no further! New from The Creator of the universe, it's the newest (to you) Eternal Companion to hit the dating scene (again). Due to a poor choice in spouses, this vintage, slightly used 1968 model will soon be available in the near future. But what does he do? He slices, he dices, he makes dozens of julienne fries. He cooks, reads books, and one of those priesthood guys. But wait! There's more! He hikes, he bikes, and he's a retired vet. He dances like it hurts, works like no one is watching, and loves like he needs the money. Or something like that. A poet? You know it! A new convert, he loves the gospel and the restored Church. Word of Wisdom? Check! Temple endowments? Check! Not sealed to his soon-to-be ex, who didn't fully appreciate this unique husband or his faithfulness, his devotion, and keeping his vows and covenants? Check! The '68 Jeff is looking for new women for friendship first, someone with which to do activities, with a potential for something more eternal. He comes standard with a large...intellect, a giant...vocabulary, and an enormous...sense of humor! This is a limited, one-of-a-kind model so act now! Operators are standing by.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Politics / Government

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

LDS

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

Endure to the end and return home with honor

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal

When I Read, I Always Read

Fantasy, History, Humor, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Almost anything can be fun if it's with the right person.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date